booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via stabs)

returnofpowerbastard:

Space Jam was a documentary

(Source: cyberlocc, via calabozos)

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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(via so-personal)

orgasm:

whenever i see a pic of jared leto i always have to think if he’s jesus for a second

(via ant0rm)

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: yvov, via stabs)

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